If you haven't seen this before, then prepare yourself for 79 minutes of sorority bitches, hilarious deaths and one Super-Crazy-Awesome Demon puppet....sorry, I mean Imp puppet. The initial setup is so ridiculous that many unprepared viewers give up before the the Imp, or Linnea Quigley even appear. That could be the reason for all the pointless but appreciated nudity in the beginning. These dorks start spying on a suspiciously small sorority during an initiation which includes an awful lot of spanking, some whip cream and a shower. These dorks get caught spying and afraid of getting spanked have to help some pledges steal something from the mall. While at the mall they run into a badass chick(Quigley) that robbing the place and the sorority bitches follow the pledges and the dorks to the mall to scare them. Now at some Impy the Imp is released from his prison....a bowling trophy. He begins granting wishes that go bad and end in ridiculous deaths. If this doesn't sound like the best movie ever, its because it isn't. Not by far. But there are some pretty funny lines. Plus the puppets voice alone is worth wading through some of the terrible acting. This movie is best when taken with alcohol and a group of people.
Oh I almost forgot the She-Demons. The She-Demons are the funniest things in this movie. They look so bad. I hope everyone gives this a chance.
You'll notice that I included some credits at the bottom. The reason being that most of these actresses are in some other terrible must watch films such as Return of the Living Dead, A nightmare on Elm Street 4, and one of my favorites Slumber Party Massacre. The director also directed a whole bunch of terrible shit and more of his films could be appearing here soon.
Starring Linnea Quigley(RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD), Robin Stille(SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE), Brinke Stevens(SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE), Andras Jones(A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4), and Michelle Bauer(NIGHTMARE SISTERS). Directed by David Decoteau.
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